smile always


A wise old owl sat on an oak,
the more he saw,
the less he spoke.
The more he spoke,
the less he saw.
Why can't you be like that wise ole' bird?

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destinyandcoins:

idk man why is it in like widely accepted in HP fandom that sirius is always making lame ‘sirius/serious’ puns

just once i want a fic where everyone else makes those puns and sirius gets progressively more irritated throughout his years at hogwarts

Year One

"Really?…

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ruinedchildhood:

Anybody else remember Ember McLain from Danny Phantom?



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mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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samueldeanwinchester:

barrel—rider:

Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen.

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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se7enteenblack:


Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.

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se7enteenblack:

  • Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
  • Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.

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maes-my-name:

If you notice someone having a panic attack at a party, concert, festival etc.

DEAR GOD STOP AND HELP THEM

I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT KNOW EACH OTHER

I DONT CARE IF YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU NO

I DONT CARE IF ITS NOT THE RIGHT TIME OR PLACE

PLEASE BE A GOOD HUMAN AND GET THAT PERSON OUTSIDE OR TO FRESH AIR OR JUST ALERT THEIR FRIENDS IF THEY HAVEN’T NOTICED

HAVING A PANIC ATTACK SUCKS AND WHEN PEOPLE DONT HELP IN PUBLIC SITUATIONS ITS SO MUCH HARDER

Thank you.

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onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

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impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

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