smile always


A wise old owl sat on an oak,
the more he saw,
the less he spoke.
The more he spoke,
the less he saw.
Why can't you be like that wise ole' bird?

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

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the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

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dhdingo:

capricious-little-demon:

ttmlpseizhsfmaohgod:

dudethatsmyfandom:

vardaesque:

t-w-e-r-k-t-a-s-t-i-c:

Before you listen to this, I must warn you this is one of the best things you will listen to in your whole entire freaking life.

Viva la Viral 

“Viva la Vida” - Coldplay,
“When You Were Young” - The Killers, 
“Because of You” - Kelly Clarkson,
“Livin’ on a Prayer” - Bon Jovi,
“Walking on a Dream” - Empire of the Sun,
“Starlight” - Muse 
“All of Your Love” - Hellogoodbye

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ITS HURTS ME OW I SHOULDNT OF LISTENED OW GODS OW

YES

Ladies and gentlemen: a 4-Chord Song mashup.

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fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:



I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:

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I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

ajmiee-chan:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

Hey there Delilah what’s it like with a blog that shitty

I’m a thousand miles away but girl ur posts are just crudity,

so screw you

Your selfie can’t get more notes than 2

Thats very few

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spoktrop:

watchtheskytonight:

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

spoktrop:

watchtheskytonight:

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

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lotolle:


purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

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giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

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