smile always


A wise old owl sat on an oak,
the more he saw,
the less he spoke.
The more he spoke,
the less he saw.
Why can't you be like that wise ole' bird?

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

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oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

10 hours ago
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everyworldneedslove:

peonymoonflower:

darrenblaineharrycriss:

You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

Yep need it

I WOULD BUY THIS IN A HOT SECOND.

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tittily:

venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

IM SO RELIEVED

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vertisol:

rangerpone:

crunchthedestroyer:

rangerpone:

Turn Down For Worm

x

I am so fucking done with this fucking planet

HOW COME THIS NEVER GOT A SHIT TON OF NOTES????

IM GONNA SHIT A FUCKING CINDERBLOCK

1 day ago
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alonglineofbread:

thatcorbincrow:

IMAGINE BIOLUMINESCENT MERMAIDS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER ANIMALS

IMAGINE WHALE SIZED MERMAIDS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

IMAGINE TINY TROPICAL SEAHORSE MERMAIDS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SCALES ALL OVER THEIR BODIES

IMAGINE SHARK MERMAIDS HUNTING WITH ACTUAL SHARKS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS THAT USE THEIR COLOR/TEXTURE FOR CAMOUFLAGE

IMAGINE JELLYFISH MERMAIDS

IMAGINE A SPERM WHALE MERMAID FIGHTING A GIANT SQUID MERMAID

IMAGINE MERMAIDS

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whokilledlolita:

oldfilmsflicker:

rottentomatoes:

Bill Hader Is So Funny He Makes Kristen Wiig Cry

just watch

i’ve watched this three times and it only gets better

1 day ago
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diazrar:

i cant get over these pictures omg thats some rl disney bullshit right there

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tybaltlicious:

do not think about Hamlet and Horatio and the quote “don’t go where I can’t follow”. Do not do it. Just don’t. Avoid this thought at all costs, save yourselves from this pain, friends

it is much too late for me

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